imagine if it went the opposite way around
- Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
- Band Member: Marry me.
- Me: What?
- Band Member: What?
- Me:
- Band Member:
- Me:
- Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
Last night peter pan came to my window, he asked me to go to never land with him where I would never grow old or die. I was going to go but then I refused. Know why? Because then I thought about growing old with you and that seemed much nicer.
(Source: flewtoohigh)
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
